June 1st, 2012

Maybe my phone calls would matter.

May 31st, 2012

I wouldn’t need Avril.

May 30th, 2012

I want the after photos.

May 29th, 2012

Maybe I’d be a guru.

May 27th, 2012

Rebuilding would be normal.

May 26th, 2012

The burn wouldn’t feel so bad.

May 25th, 2012

It would be all sundresses until December.

May 24th, 2012

Because we’d be the middle of the Venn Diagram!

May 23rd, 2012

I wouldn’t need RICE.

May 22nd, 2012

It’s weird being the only one.

May 21st, 2012

I wouldn’t have to hide it.

May 20th, 2012

I’d already be booked.

May 19th, 2012

You would miss me, too.

May 18th, 2012

The wind wouldn’t hurt so much.